Introducing 140 char (or less) JavaScript programs

var elems = document.getElementsByTagName("*");
for (var i = 0; elems[i]; i += 1) {
    if (elems[i].getAttribute("onclick")) {
        elems[i].onclick = function () {
            alert("FAIL!");
        }
    }
}

var x=document.getElementsByTagName("*");for (var i=0;x[i];i++){if (x[i].getAttribute("onclick")){x[i].onclick=function(){alert("FAIL!");}}}

Comments

1. Ara Pehlivanian on July 18, 2008 at 12:18 pm

   http://twitter.com/ara_p/statuses/861969980
2. Sarven Capadisli on July 18, 2008 at 1:24 pm

   Since I no longer use twitter, I’ve posted mine at identi.ca.

   http://identi.ca/notice/110038

   135 characters.
3. Nathan Smith on July 18, 2008 at 3:05 pm

   Here’s mine. Death to inline styles…

   http://twitter.com/nathansmith/statuses/862131931
4. Dave Lowe on July 18, 2008 at 3:21 pm

   Here’s my contribution: a mild alteration for unaccessible images.

   http://twitter.com/davelowe/statuses/862141134
5. Daniel Marino on July 18, 2008 at 3:35 pm

   I’ve got one – Don’t use font tags… they’re evil

   http://twitter.com/starzonmyarmz/statuses/862153947
6. thatjsguy on July 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm

   http://twitter.com/thatjsguy/statuses/862229507

   Different for different pages….